knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie
That was deeper.
common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty
and this is how I write philosophy essays
things that are enjoyable:
things that are not enjoyable:
- getting in the shower
- getting out of the shower
do you ever just listen to someone’s problem and you have nothing to say except “I’m sorry” because there is literally no way for you to help and you get sucked into a vortex of guilt and despair because you are useless
do you ever get random bursts of confidence and plan to do something then later wither in shyness
Anonymous asked: how do you give a girl an orgasm?
i am laughing so hard omg i need more sleep
There should be a warning before something like this hits a dash so you’re not drinking or something when you first see it.